IPL, Rain & Power Cut

This is all a conspiracy! The leaders of our country are so busy with getting themselves elected that they are overlooking this serious threat to our country! Yes brothers & sisters, I am pretty much convinced by now that South Africa has started some campaign of crippling our country! May be there hasn’t been any direct assaults, but it just might take place any day now!

I mean, just look at the situation! They are taking away literally everything that we proudly posses, or what we absolutely need! First to go was of course the IPL! Wasn’t it supposed to be the Indian Premiere League? And what’s this? It flies off to SA, leaving all the fans heart-broken! What did we do to deserve it? Security issues? That’s all fuck-shit! I am sure something could have been arranged! These bloody leaders are so damn stubborn! Ok, enough of slangs… I ought to stop now… control Deep… control!

And yeah, no we get the news that the rain has gone there too! I mean, two vital things gone, to the same place… too much of a co-incidence! Why, don’t you people think like that too? But seriously, to hell with IPL, I badly need the rain here. They can play their stupid tournament wherever they like! But I WANT THE RAIN!

And the power cut… well, I am sure somehow, that the South Africans are taking away power from us too! I just can’t happen to be able to prove it! Wait and watch you guys! I will crack this huge game! It’s such a terrible thing! Can’t anyone else see the conspiracy? Am I the only Enlightened One? Well, I surely am NOT getting paranoid!

And yeah, I have not been blogging for the last one week, ‘coz I have been busy. I have two reports to blog; will do it sometime soon. And last week, we had some work load of assignments! I mean, that was sickeningly huge! 18 bloody pages!!!